I admit it: I am totally happy for Pink and Carey Hart (who I keep calling Corey Hart, although I know Corey is the man who wore his Sunglasses At Night) and their fetus and her silver hair: She looks so lovely here and I wish those crazy kids the best. But I certainly hope [...]
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American Music Awards Fug Carpet: Ke$ha
November 22nd, 2010
pro2go “Boo,” pouted Ke$ha. ” unroll a bunch of old film canisters that I found in my closet and glue them to myself, and then give myself a Mohawk that looks like I lit my head on fire, and all you bitches can say is that I look like I dropped acid and ate a VHS [...]
Fugbrey O’Day
November 21st, 2010
pro2go It’s like Aubrey O’Day woke from a coma this morning with a gasp and thought, “holy crap. It’s nearly Thanksgiving. If I don’t get out there, I am going to be TOTALLY out of the running for Fug Madness this year!” Welcome back, Aub. Don’t worry. A fur skirt makes up a LOT of ground. [...]
Fugs and Pieces: November 19th
November 20th, 2010
pro2go Happy Harry Potter Day! Bide your time waiting for the weekend to really commence with the following: – Popeater has compiled some of the best Harry Potter parody videos, including my favorite, Potter Puppet Pals: The Mysterious Ticking Noise. (PopEater) – Meanwhile, MTV is focused on getting the HP actors to master American accents. You [...]
Bai Ling-y Played: Bai Ling
November 18th, 2010
pro2go In case you were wondering what Our Lady of Ling has been up to lately — and don’t front, I know you were: Just lounging in the passenger’s side of her car wearing jeggings featuring a trompe l’oeil belt paired with patent pirate boots. You know, like usual. And if the reliability of Bai Ling [...]
Fug or Fab: Carey Mulligan
November 17th, 2010
pro2go I can not tell you how freaking relieved I was to hear that Carey Mulligan got the role of Daisy Buchanan in Baz Luhrmann’s remake of The Great Gatsby, and not Blake Lively. No offense to Blake, but Carey is PERFECT for that part, I think. And my excitement about this news might be coloring [...]
Well Played, Kristin Davis
November 16th, 2010
pro2go I feel like I SHOULD dislike this: It’s all shiny and ruffly and 80s, like something out of a Judith Krantz novel: But there remains the fact that I LOVE Judith Krantz novels. I mean, seriously, have you re-read the Scruples series lately? It has EVERYTHING: Parisian counts, mistaken identities, extended thoughtful musings about shopping, [...]
The Fug White Blossoms Emit a Hypnotic Cascade of Tropical Perfume Whose Sweet Heady Odor Leaves Its Victim Intoxicated
November 15th, 2010
pro2go Yes, thanks to IMDb, I now know that Chloe was in a short film called, “The Fragile White Blossoms Emit a Hypnotic Cascade of Tropical Perfume Whose Sweet Heady Odor Leaves Its Victim Intoxicated.” That’s a mouthful to fit on a marquee and also sounds like it might maybe be a movie about a new [...]
Could Be Worse Played, Paris and Nicky Hilton
November 14th, 2010
pro2go NICKY HILTON: Have you completely lost the ability to stand normally? PARIS HILTON: I totally don’t know what you mean. NICKY: I think that’s like a yoga move, basically. You’re essentially doing a backbend. It’s weird. PARIS: This is how I stand to brush my teeth. This is totally normal. NICKY: You know what IS [...]


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