April 22nd, 2010 
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Conrad Zdzierak used a “Hollywood quality” mask called “The Player” to rob four banks and a CVS, evading capture because the mask was black and Conrad… wasn’t. Police nabbed Zdzierak thanks to a Crimestoppers tip. [ABC Action News; tip via] More »
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And the award for “Best Makeup In a Felonious Effort” goes to…….. ohhhh, sorry Connie, but the award goes to this guy! [www.thesmokinggun.com]
Señor Flandangles
I rob banks wearing a hockey mask. They never catch me, because I’m not really Jason Voorhees!
Thrillho
@missdelite: That is quite possibly the down and dirty truth.
afterabe
@obfuscator: What the fuck happened to Val Kilmer?
UweBollocks
@UweBollocks: or the new 50 cent-val kilmer action thriller “gun”.
-it’s about guns.
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obfuscator
#stupidwhitepeople
leniribbons
That looks like a poster for a never-released crime drama starring Tony Todd and William Baldwin circa the Backdraft years.
UweBollocks
this guy is the zartan of racist dipshits.
obfuscator
@rudepoisson: everyone was stupid in the 80′s. i know i was.
obfuscator
This is a much more sophisticated version of an idea I had with a while back.
no_context
This kid could have done millions doing gay porn… also could have easily nabbed a sugar daddy. Anyway, he’ll be doing gay something where he’s going.
TingoMonkey
Yeah, with that face telling this story, he’ll make friends real easy in prison.
Ouch.
Vincent S.
White Conrad looks like black Conrad’s bitch.
missdelite
Could this mean the “Geezer Bandit” is a black guy dressed as an old white dude?
autoclavicle
@obfuscator: I never saw that movie, but…seriously? How did that disguise fool anyone?
rudepoisson
@DahlELama: Heehee, you beat me to it. Sexual minds think alike.
pureblarney
Devious bastard. Heaven help him if he gets a black cellmate though…
Brianfowler713
Meh, I’d hit it.
Chance Hamlin
this has been done before.
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obfuscator
This is really horrible, but you have to admit it was a pretty good disguise.
maccam001
Candyman?
AnneOminous
Seen in picture 2 is Conrad’s other mask, “The Douchebag”
The Devil and Daniel Murphy
Loving the magistrate: a 3 milli bond.
rudepoisson
Er, Brian, if you’re thinking about doing a follow-up to your original piece about horrible, despicable people who are totally hot, I think I may have someone for you.
DahlELama