March 25th, 2010 
pro2go 
David Ito is an assistant regional director in the SEC’s Los Angeles office. He makes around $200,000 a year supervising the commission’s L.A. regulators. According to a source, he was looking at porn at work during the economic collapse. More »
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So the economy is in the shitter in part because some asshole has a thing for chicks with dicks?
Can’t wait to see how the GOP weighs in on this info.
TurdBlossom
Funnily enough, I was wondering, the other day, why the SEC never caught Bernard Madoff. Now I know why, he wasn’t a photo of a naked 14 year old girl. Well now at least I know, that’s something I guess.
Nesbiteme
@sweetpiece: Perfectly described.
Unfortunately, having a hairy back is more of a Lou Reed song.
skahammer
@johnny_carsick: Exactly!
sweetpiece
@bellinibubbles: carpal tunnel MEDS. and hand massages.
bellinibubbles
@WashingMyHair (stopped Questioning Everything): Waxing the palm?
sweetpiece
so twice a day he went to 55 different porn sites? (55 x 2 = 110 x 17 = 1880)
if nothing, he was dedicated. poor man needed that 200K per year for carpal tunnel.
bellinibubbles
Sexy SECs,
Lehman’s wreck.
Your 401K,
Laid to rest.
“It’s one of those things where I felt really stressed.”
i ? lung
If the janitor did this, he would have been fired. When ever someone of high rank does crap like this, they get promotions and bonuses. Especially in the financial world.
WashingMyHair (stopped Questioning Everything)
Just curious.
How many women do you think were diddling with themselves instead of handling higher responsibilities?
Having that extra appendage really seems to be a distraction. It’s always there saying touch me, think of me, feel me. Sounds like a fucking Who song.
sweetpiece
Surf porn, crash the economy and get promoted.
Where do I sign up?
HolyCow
“…in which he admitted to attempting to view sites…from his Los Angeles office more than 1,800 times over a 17-day period.”
So, if this dude works a regular 9-5 day (though in government time that’s what? 10-3?) he clicked 1100 times a day, which is, like 150-ish clicks an hour.
Couldn’t he just find a site and keep the browser open in the background? Or email himself some pics from home and set them as his desktop background like a normal person?
MsStabby
@[gawker.com]The High-Ranking SEC Official Who Got Caught Surfing Porn While Your 401K Vanished
/Fixed.
johnny_carsick
the High-Ranking SEC Official Who Surfed Porn While Your 401K Vanished
You expect me to believe there was only one?
JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!