September 23rd, 2010 
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It’s impossible to be sad while eating a cupcake. He’s just concentrating.
KiddyKat
If I had Keanu Reeves and a cupcake sitting next to me right now, my day would be so much better.
Adah
@NoDebutante: Move out of the way!
Sweet Fluff
“Small Cake’s World Shattered When It Realizes It Was Only Created To Feed Another Race.”
NigelAstydameia
@TheLemon: This headline also falls into the category of: My New Band Name.
A Message To Rudy
@BettyCrocker: Um, it’s for the movie, I do believe, being that he is taking a break during shooting.
bytememehard
@misslinda: Um, it’s for the movie, I do believe.
bytememehard
I think he looks more angry than sad – and he succeeded in showing that cupcake who’s boss.
iamsassyfrass
Keanu eating a cupcake is no funnier or sadder than when you see this guy all over town with Brooke Burke.
hrtshpdbox
Judging from the large amount of crumbs falling in the largest picture I’d say the boy has a thing for the pigeons in the ‘hood.
Kimrod
Keanu, you missed a spot. No, no. Let me get it.
NoDebutante
Looks like a cellular peptide cupcake with mint frosting.
Angry Picard
@Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Heh. In the first photo, he looks like, “I am going to eat the SHIT out of this cupcake.”
taritac002
I’m starting to think he’s actually posing for these. It’s just too funny. And does he always find himself sitting/eating alone within sight of cameras? Odd.
ConnieMortadella
@Fuldis Closure: No one should ever be sad when holding a cupcake.
seeyoudisco
@GlasgowRose: Stud muffin eats crumb muffin.
taritac002
He is a very handsome man, but that haircut (or lack of haircut) is unforgivable. Put down the cupcake of sadness and get thee to a barber shop!
misslinda
Keanu, I’m tired of seeing you alone in pictures. Call me.
vabeard
You’d be sad too if the only thing separating you from your dreams of an NFL career were a blown out knee. Poor Utah has spent the years since quelling the pain with very small cupcakes and meatball sandwiches.
DogRidingRodeoMonkey
@Mr.Anansi: I know! If another shot comes out where he’s purposefully looking sad, you know he’s playing it up.
Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
@taritac002: Those first two photos make him look a bit mongoloid, but the second two? At age 46? Damn.
Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
This has been a most excellent cupcake.
Deric
Because the only time a camera shows him appear to emote is when he’s chewing.
science is sexy
I don’t know why, but this gives me the sads.
Mind_Grapes
Wash your damn hair, man! It’s gross. But I admit the Mary Tyler Moore flippy-do in the back made me laugh.
BettyCrocker
I think he is the saddest man ever to hold a cupcake.
Fuldis Closure
I never thought of him as a big man, but that cupcake makes him look enormous! And, yes, strangely sad.
themediatrix
This guy’s apt here is in my neighborhood. He is a normal guy and does normal things when he is in town, including having a smoke outside the building, buying coffee, and apparently eating a cupcake.
No entourage, no hangers-on.
That a celebrity leads a normal life in this city should be respected, not mocked.
WombatQueen
Maureen, the headline was enough to get me. The pictures were the cherry on top of my belly laughs.
TheLemon
Keanu is fine as hell.
This is not so much a caption as it is an observation and statement of fact.
taritac002
He is so doing this on purpose! You can’t tell me that first picture wasn’t done on purpose!
Mr.Anansi
Dumbkin Woah-nut
TedSez
This is how he gets paid for movies these days…hence the licking and savoring.
A Message To Rudy
@GlasgowRose: Lucky crumbs (for those who are so disposed)
naugahydeinplainsight
I see he’s joining the Ethan Hawke school of greasy-haired acting.
Tchotchke
Why is the sight of this man eating alone in public so damn funny?
Also in this category, people in Stormtrooper and Darth Vader outfits doing normal everyday things.
RabbiGibson
From stud muffin to crumb-licker.
GlasgowRose