September 6th, 2010 
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Last April, two women were arrested after they tried to board a plane in Liverpool bound for Berlin with a dead man in a wheelchair wearing sunglasses. Charges have been dropped because authorities could not prove the time of death. More »
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@IQslump: oh yea dead bodies over babies anytime, great call
toasty
Man I love that movie…
jshersher
You never get to choose which terrible movies life is going to be like, do you?
Aatom
@BrianFellow: I found them to be a bit pedestrian and short-sighted.
portia-potty
@Anrkist: As Cheney no longer has a pulse, I think he runs a risk of being thought dead every time he flies.
wellthen
Eli Roth was in Weekend at Bernie’s????
Friendly_Milk
@IQslump: Rumor has it that Jerry wrote those awful Bernie scripts to make some money to help orphans or puppies or something. Anyway, that’s what I heard.
BrianFellow
Whats the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?….
Getting her back in the wheel chair..(rim shot)
Booyah
One more reason to avoid flying.
PatricianAtlantan
@BrianFellow: Frankly, I’m surprised that J.D. Salinger agreed to let Hollywood adapt them.
IQslump
@tomqvaxy: In the first one, they just used strings to have him move around… in the second one, they travel to a Caribbean island where he becomes cursed.
Anrkist
The women missed their chance to make him famous by putting two warm beers in his cold hands and sliding him down the exit shoot.
LehemSteel
They should have dressed him in a camo bikini. Then he’d be able to get right on board.
kitebro
@pmoss: How about Rigg? It’s short for rigormortis.
Angry Picard
No wonder Fox movies for the west coast had Weekend at Bernie’s on last night. Or was it the night before. Life imitating bad art, it makes my day.
krismry
@tomqvaxy: The books were much better.
BrianFellow
@Angry Picard: But then they’d have to give him a weird new name like the rest of the Palin/Romney Petting Zoo. Trumpp? Mutt? Thickke?
Stiffy!!
pmoss
Of course they put him in a wheelchair. If they put him in the overhead they’d have to pay more.
Weegee’s bored
@Anrkist: You’re kidding! Really?!
tomqvaxy
@Anrkist: Oooooff!! A 91-year-old German Dick Cheney?? Horrors — even creepier than Nosferatu.
I see a remake in the offing: “They Saved Cheney’s Brain”
pmoss
I’d rather sit next to a dead body than a screaming baby. Plus I get his snack.
IQslump
Easyjet there.
“next week on Airport – Joanne and Terry get a real surprise on a flight to Berlin and wonder the origin of an unusual smell”.
Friendly_Milk
@Odie: Dick Cheney would have been acceptable.
Anrkist
@tomqvaxy: Voodoo!
Anrkist
Having never seen any of the Weekend at Bernie movies, how did they make a sequel at all? How is potential rot, odor, rigor, et cetera explained away?
tomqvaxy
They should have just tied him to the top of the Family Truckster and drove back.
Angry Picard
He was scared to death of flying.
je suis prest
So that’s what McCain’s wife feels every time they go on a trip.
Odie
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