April 30th, 2010 
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Equatorial Guinea‘s dictator Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo, allegedly a cannibal and definitely a tyrant, has given the UN Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) $3m to award a $300,000 grant to scientists in his name. More »
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This really makes things difficult. Now I don’t know if I should donate to this or the Pol Pot Orphans Foundation.
MadEye
The winners will be:
2010
1. Steven Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
2. Fred Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
3. John Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
2011
1. Jimmy Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
2. Joey Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
3. Paulie Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
etc…
slite
@whogoncheckmeboo: I second that! Sources? Please?
Also, is your avatar She by Sheree or whoever? It’s yelling at me! Scary!
olivia2.0
Well, that’s $3 million that won’t be spent on death squads, right?
anchower
Al Capone built soup kitchens, and Fred Hampton originally coined the phrase “rainbow coalition.” Hell, Alfred Nobel only created his famous prize after a newspaper published a fake obituary for him calling him “the Merchant of Death.”
With the UN as underfunded as it is, are we really saying that a bad person can’t do a good thing?
AndPreciousLittleofThat
This cannibalism allegation seems to occur frequently in African politics. (In a relative sense, anyway.) I assume it is pure political slander, but a slander that would be great fun if applied to American Politics. I’ll start.
“It is well known, if not publicly stated, that Dick Cheney did not accidently shoot his good friend in the face. In fact, it was an excellent shot as he did not want to bother pulling buck shot out of his friends hind before grilling him. Besides, Dick finds tongue too tough a meat.”
“The fact that no one ever discovered the body of the poor woman Glenn Beck raped and murdered back in the early 1990′s is because he ate her. Entirely. Tellingly, he has never expressly denied raping, killing and eating this woman.”
resipsaloquacious
I’m surprised that they didn’t call it the “First Annual United Nations Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Dictatorship”
ManchuCandidate
Mbasogo to runner-ups who came up short : Eat your heart out!
coreyboy79
African Dictator Chic!
RonMwangaguhunga
@A Message To Rudy: We were on the same page, you bested me however. Kudos.
Didactic-tactics
Nom nom nom….mmmm…manwich.
Goof_Troop
This is like Amy Winehouse giving out money to people fighting drug abuse. Or Kristin Steward giving out acting tips.
Darwinist-Faggot
The only stipulation Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo put on the prize was: Can somone come up with a new marinade for roast femur of suckling, slow child.
Didactic-tactics
Their first study?
“Why Are People So Goddamned Delicious???”
A Message To Rudy
Talk to us more about this whole cannibal thing…
whogoncheckmeboo