October 18th, 2010 
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[Is this sea lion—at Kamogawa Sea World in Japan—smiling? It looks kind of mad, actually. Did you do something bad? Pic via AP.] More »
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@That Guy: No! Do not want!
LaFemmeLapwopwo
I had to look for this one in an old folder…
youareabsurd
@ManchuCandidate: oh, I wish I could promote this too (even there I’m guessing there’ll be at least one other Arrested Development reference in this thread, sooner than later)
maude_flanders
Oxycontin
OMG! It’s a Loose Seal!!! A Loose SEAL!!!
ManchuCandidate
See what happens if you approach my snout with that stupid red ball one more time, motherfuckers. Try me.
MissMollyKate
That is what Kanye meant when he tweeted “I wish y’all could see how hard I’m smiling right now.”
Graft-vs-Host
It looks like Kanye’s depiction of himself from his “banned” album cover.
Hatless Suspect
@Maloik: We can only hope there will also be dancing!
tastes_like_burning
@magnets: that made me cackle. I have that sentiment at least once a day. Usually while watching Animal Planet, or considering the curses fate unleashes on the body.
maude_flanders
I think Nick Park designed that poor seal.
allfilm
Well, I won’t be falling asleep anytime soon.
Mind_Grapes
@tastes_like_burning: Look, it’s a seal talking! Not only that, he’s sarcastic! And he makes pop culture references too!
Maloik
@Salome Valentine: Yeah, it’s like “Fuck the being cute and bouncing a ball on my nose. This time it’s personal! Braaaaiiiiinnnns!”
Atilla the Bun
@Salome Valentine: No, just like the rest of the world, this guy has no idea Canada even exists.
tastes_like_burning
Actually this sea lion looks almost identical to my grandfather (who is in his late nineties god bless his sole)…complete with overgrown whiskers, bald palate and missing lower teeth.
Bedbug Nation
Zombie Seal!
Atilla the Bun
I sense a new line of E*TRADE commercials to send me into fits of rage.
tastes_like_burning
@Malonga Gilderchuck: no kidding. Blech. As if “our” Sea World’s aren’t shitty enough, at least for anything that’s at least the size/maintenance level as the dolphin
maude_flanders
That Guy
I don’t think their Sea World is like our Sea World. I think their Sea World is like our lobster tanks.
Malonga Gilderchuck
christine o’donnell has, once again, used her witch powers to transmorgrify another chronic masturbator.
holdenfunk
Mmmm…
TubeTruckr
This is definitely the “Chucky” of seals. A bit scary no? Glad I’m not 5 or else I would have vetoed zoo trips for a while.
danikilla
Nature is so fucking gross, send it to hell
magnets
@CupcakeMonster: ugh. forget it.
CupcakeMonster
CupcakeMonster
Or, it’s pooping.
Lucky
Maybe it’s angry on behalf of the 300,000 seals that Canada slaughters every year.
Salome Valentine