Harry Potter Seduces Children Into Dark Arts

Bad news, guys. Harry Potter is evil.The novels were written to disciple children into the darkest aspects of witchcraft. And apparently, it's working. Kids are marking their foreheads with lightning bolts — a sign of power worn by Harry Potter and, of course, Hitler.

According to a cult researcher and look-alike of my 9th grade geography teacher, Harry Potter "is made to be humorous and beautifully written and extremely provocative reading. And it just opens up children. It is horrible!"

Children reading books that are humorous and well-written? I can think of nothing that sickens me more.

Some of the evils promoted in JK Rowling's books include wands, robes, owls, and Latin words. And if there's one thing worse than exposing our children to owls then it's exposing our children to Latin words. Am I right?

I've heard the Harry Potter is evil argument before. But this takes things to a whole new extreme.

They are going to be so upset when they hear about Twilight! Hitler sparkled too, you know.

[via The Daily What]

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