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(2) MISCHA BARTON vs. (11) PHOEBE PRICE

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Yes, Phoebe, we all tip our hats to you. Every year — despite having the kind of “fame” that leads to people mentioning in articles that you are an “attendee” of film festivals, as if simply showing up to things is noteworthy and merit-based — you put together an impressive string of messes. The above-pictured Pepto-fest reminds me very much of this one, and oh, God, I’d forgotten about what she wore to the Emmys… and hey, Phoebe, no matter what happens today, we’ll always have Cannes.

Phoebe’s challenger for today is what we here at GFY like to call a hot mess, although the temperature of Mischa Barton’s mess is probably closer to scalding:

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Yes, this dress isn’t as overtly crazy as Phoebe Price’s stuff, but it’s a nice example of how something that probably otherwise has charms is being COMPLETELY misrepresented by Mischa: This neither fits nor flatters her, and so I want to burn it. I mean, what is going on with that bodice? No. So while it’s not necessarily as UGLY as the jumpsuits and string dresses and ill-advised froofy formal wear and AAAAAH and YIKES, it is indicative of a striking lack of skill in the basic art of getting dressed to run to the hair salon.

Also, I just have to add:

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What ARE those? They’re like a cross between Karim Rashid and Hollywood from Mannequin.

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