Posts Tagged ‘Simpleton’

The Simpleton DID Drop Ken Paves For New Man!

We totally thought that this was why! Despite reports suggesting otherwise, sources are now claiming that Ken Paves and The Simpleton‘s friendship is currently on the outs because she IS one of those obnoxious girls who drops her friends the minute she has a man! A source explains: “Ken is sick of her cycle of [...]

The Simpleton Thinks Her Show Is Like Missionary Work!

Oh, J Simpleton! Only you would travel the world with a camera crew, stare at other cultures and be genuinely aghast to how different they are from you, and then come up with THIS instant classic! She recently said of her exercise in self-indulgence reality show The Price of Beauty: “I’m not saying I’m changing [...]

The Simpleton Is Gross!!

So the Simpleton is not only simple, but she’s effing RANK too! Girlfriend recently admitted that she only brushes her teeth “maybe three times a week.” WTF?? THREE TIMES a week?? Ew Ew Ew Ew! And worst yet, she doesn’t realize how disgusting this fun little tidbit is! She says: “My teeth are so white [...]

The Simpleton Talks EVEN More About Her Desperation!!

Jessica Simpson – whose body, btw, is apparently just as tired of her word vomit as we are and is attempting to eat her head – is still acting super sad and complaining about being single once again! She says: “I just want a normal man! Somebody who’s normal! That’s it! I think I’ve said [...]

Courtney Love Bonds With Simpleton!

We never saw those two hitting it off, but guess they have Bill Corgan in common! Courtney Love took to her Twitter on Friday to divulge that she had bonded with Jessica Simpson. And apparently they love each other! Miz Love wrote: i saw HAWT AS HELL Jessica Simpson last night we chewed Nicorette and [...]

Drowning in Overly Complicated Storytelling

When did endings become middles and beginnings? It used to be that you could watch a film and lose yourself in the slow unraveling of the plot. Bit by bit things would play out and (hopefully) come together in various satisfying and entertaining ways. But then every new feature had to “up” the ante, and [...]

The Simpleton Wants To Make Desperate Babies!!

Oh Good Lord! Jessica Simpson revealed on The View this morning that she plans to take the plot of My Best Friend’s Wedding one step too far when she said, “if I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!” Uhmmm…. Why not [...]

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